Just wanna fall in love w someone who won’t leave me/knows how to eat pussy
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
ELSA’S. WEDDING. DRESS.
ELSA INSPIRED WEDDING DRESS.
FROZEN CREEPS INTO FASHION.
LOOK AT THAT.
I would wear the shit out of that dress. oh my god.
Of course I’ve heard of Smith! Are you fucking kidding me? Every lesbian has heard of Smith. It’s fucking Lesbian Hogwarts. God. They’re all there, with their hair always on point, studying sociology, and the leaves are yellow and filtering sunlight through them because it’s always autumn there because autumn is beautiful and the whole continent has conspired to make that place beautiful and lovely and gay. Gay as fuck. It’s so gay there, even the straight girls are gay. It’s just all beautiful lesbians with nice coats. Do you know, you could be ugly as fuck, but if you have a nice coat no one will even notice? Well it doesn’t even matter, because they’re already beautiful-
Me Being Born
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"